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Ben the fit and handsome 27 year old divorce lawyer was well paid but needed a little fun in his life, so he decided to moonlight as a butler in the buff for Butlers2go and keep it a secret from his barrister friends. For his summer holiday this year he decided to invite a male Czech friend on holiday to Bulgaria with him and a handful female legal secretaries that he had stored (for emergencies) in his little black book to where he rented a ski lodge in the pine clad foothills of the mountains. On the first morning the men wanted to surprise the ladies with a nice fresh fruit breakfast, topped with local yogurt and honey, which Ben – to add to the surprise , was going to serve – muscles rippling in his butler uniform on the veranda of the lodge - so Ben and his Czech friend went out to pick berries – as they were collecting ripe blueberries and raspberries, a male and female brown bear came out of the pine forest and took them by surprise. Ben being a quick thinking lawyer and a very fit, hunky butler saw the bears intention, and took cover behind a tree. His Czech friend, though, unfortunately got swallowed whole! Quick thinking Ben sprinted to his Ferrari, drove as fast as he could down the narrow winding roads to the nearest town and found the nearest police station where he quickly explained what had happened to a swarthy looking , gun toting Bulgarian policeman who was somewhat amused by Bens breakfast buff butler attire of collar, cuffs, bowtie and a short black apron which did little to cover much of his nakedness up. They dashed back to the berry patch as fast as possible. Surprisingly the two bears were still there and both were now eating the breakfast berries. “My Czech friend is inside this bear” the lawyer said desperately pointing at the large brown male bear. (Both sets of Bens cheeks quivered in fear, but he had to save his friend!) The policeman – used to dealing with bears on a daily basis, calmly raised his gun, and shot the female bear cleanly between the eyes. Ben couldn’t believe his eyes "Why did you do that?" said the lawyer. "I told you my Czech friend was eaten by the other bear – the male one!" " I know you did,” said the policeman “but would you actually believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?" |