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Whilst planning a surprise hen party for Katrina, the two mothers of the happy couple who had only just met for the first time began to talk about their other children. The conversation developed and the brides mum got her handbag out and produced a photo of her son to show the grooms mother.

When the grooms mum saw the photo of the fit, dark, handsome, hunky young man she went white with shock. “You know, that looks the spiting image of my son Juan” she said in disbelief.

The brides mum said – “About 19 years back, my husband and I were having difficulty having a baby so we heard there was a chance we could adopt this baby boy in Spain. We went to see him and adopted him on the spot and that’s how we got Amal! He’s at uni now and he works as a butler in his spare time to help pay his way through his studies!”

The grooms mum said- “We were working as missionaries in Spain 19 years ago and one day this baby boy was left on the doorstep of our mission house, so we decided to adopt him – he became our son Juan – He’s at uni now but works part time as a butler for Butlers2go. I wonder if our sons might be twins?”

It turned out the young men had exactly the same birthday and with a quick genetic test it was proven beyond doubt that they were indeed twin brothers. The women thought it would be a really nice surprise for Katrina and a double celebration if both the brothers could act as topless butlers for her hen party, so they organised a private bar in Kingston and both the twins were supposed to be there ready to meet and greet the hens with a glass of bubbly as they arrived. The Kingston Evening Standard had heard news of this significant family reunion and celebration of a forthcoming wedding so had sent along a reporter and a camera crew to cover it as it happened. Juan was there first and then they eagerly anticipated Amals arrival too.

But the crowd were soon highly disappointed to learn that the car Amal was travelling down south in had just broken down on the motorway and was going to be about 2 hours late. “Oh well, there’s no point in you all waiting here for Amal then, said Juan’s mum, you might as well go.” “Why would we give up now?” asked the newspaper team in disbelief.

“ Well, these guys are completely identical twins are’t they ?” She said.” If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal”

 
Butler Ben's Holiday Surprise ! E-mail Email this to a friend!

Ben the fit and handsome 27 year old divorce lawyer was well paid but needed a little fun in his life, so he decided to moonlight as a buff butler and keep it a secret from his barrister friends. For his summer holiday this year he decided to invite a male Czech friend on holiday to Bulgaria with him and a handful female legal secretaries that he had stored (for emergencies) in his little black book to where he rented a ski lodge in the pine clad foothills of the mountains.

On the first morning the men wanted to surprise the ladies with a nice fresh fruit breakfast, topped with local yogurt and honey, which Ben – to add to the surprise , was going to serve – muscles rippling in his butler uniform on the veranda of the lodge - so Ben and his Czech friend went out to pick berries – as they were collecting ripe blueberries and raspberries, a male and female brown bear came out of the pine forest and took them by surprise.

Ben being a quick thinking lawyer and a very fit butler saw the bears intention, and took cover behind a tree. His Czech friend, though, unfortunately got swallowed whole!

Quick thinking Ben sprinted to his Ferrari, drove as fast as he could down the narrow winding roads to the nearest town and found the nearest police station where he quickly explained what had happened to a swarthy looking , gun toting Bulgarian policeman who was somewhat amused by Bens breakfast attire of collar, cuffs, bowtie and a short black apron which did little to cover much of his nakedness up. They dashed back to the berry patch as fast as possible.

Surprisingly the two bears were still there and both were now eating the breakfast berries. “My Czech friend is inside this bear” the lawyer said desperately pointing at the large brown male bear. (Both sets of Bens cheeks quivered in fear, but he had to save his friend!) The policeman – used to dealing with bears on a daily basis, calmly raised his gun, and shot the female bear cleanly between the eyes.

Ben couldn’t believe his eyes "Why did you do that?" said the lawyer. "I told you my Czech friend was eaten by the other bear – the male one!" " I know you did,” said the policeman “but would you actually believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"

 

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