I'll always leave the cream at home in future!

I was asked to step in at the last minute to butler at a garden party, and of course I jumped at the chance! It’s was a beautifully hot July day, perfect for a garden party. These days are the best, as you can imagine it can get a bit cold down below in the winter months, this was going to be a total blast! However dashing off to the party in such a rush of excitement I totally forgot to apply any sunscreen!

With the drinks flowing, the live music playing and my toned body on show, I could tell by the smiles all the ladies were having a fantastic day. Three hours later a rather stunning lady approached me mentioning I was indeed turning rather pink in places that don’t usually get to see the light of day. She came closer and whispered into my ear ‘come upstairs and I’ll caress the cream into those muscles’. All of a sudden there were roars of laughter as the ladies dug into their bags and waved cream at me. Before I could kindly refuse there had been a raffle started to apply the sunscreen to save me any further pain! These ticket sales raised over £200 pounds for charity! But the real treat Being the soft touch of the winning woman’s hand applying the cream! Maybe I’ll always leave my cream at home!

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