The nurses were very keen I have a full body examination!

The Company rang and told me ‘Kai, we’ve booked you to appear at a nursing home on Friday night. It’s a surprise 80th party’ for one of the ladies’.

Well, I thought, even at 80 my gran was up for a bit of fun, so I guess these ladies can still appreciate a good view!

I followed the address details carefully but, it didn’t look like a nursing home to me. But, who’s to say? So I whipped off the tracksuit and rang the bell. The door was answered by a gorgeous young female dressed in a nurse’s uniform. It looked like a nursing home but the music coming from inside wasn’t what I expected at all. Then another nurse appeared but she was a little more scantily dressed. It was then that I discovered that the booking office had got things a little mixed up. Instead of an 80th birthday at a nursing home, I was booked in at an 18th birthday at a student nurses home, where there were around 20 female student nurses all in minimal nurses uniforms welcoming me in with open arms, there were plenty of offers for a head to toe examination should I want one!