Jays Naked Nap

H my name's Jay. I'm a fitness centre manager in the day time and on my evenings off - when I'm not in the gym I like to use my muscled physique and Brad Pitt looks to earn a bit of extra money.

One Friday in June  it had been a very stressful day at work - an old lady appeared to have died in the jacuzzi - nobody could rouse her. The reception staff called an ambulance and they arrived just in time to see her waking up! I was hauled over the coals by the senior managers for call the ambulance - but what else coud we do - she looked like she'd died!

Anyway, later that evening I was butlering at a BBQ and pool party in Ongar, Essex. The ladies were all having a Mexican theme night, so had ordered a Tex Mex to eat and I was to serve it, mix sime Tequilla Sunrises and generally ensure everyone had a great time round the pool.

We had done the food and the first couple of rounds of drinks, posed for Facebook hen night album photos and then the ladies all began larking around in the water. They invited me in too and someone shot some more photos. I started to realise that the camera constantly flashing and the earlier day time stress  with the old lady - was all building up to a terrible migraine. Just as I came to the end of my two hour slot I was sure I would pass out if I didn't lie down. So I asked the hostess if I could lie down for an hour some where quiet and dark before I tackled the 2 hour drive home.

She was happy for me to sleep on the sofa in the small lounge away from the main party, so I gratefully slipped in there and lay straight down. I must've tossed and turned a bit as my apron somehow moved completely round the back, leaving me completely uncovered whilst I slept. This wouldn't have been a problem except that an hour later a group of girls who had come in to dry and change thought this room was empty. They switched on the lights and to their shock and mine, found a naked guy on their friends sofa. There was a lot of screaming, them giggling as they watched me hastily cover what was left of my dignity - one even took a cheeky snap! I sure hope that one doesn't end up on Facebook!

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