Butler James sees it all!

Hi I'm James. I love women and parties, so for me butlering is an ideal way of life. I've been doing it for 2 years now. I have got to admit I thought I'd seen nearly everything as a butler , when lo and behold, those lovely ladies surprised me yet again!

I had been doing a very refined garden party in Epsom, Surrey (It's somewhere between Leatherhead and Sutton) on a hot June day last year. The guests ranged in age from 18 to about 80 and we were about half way through the afternoon. The ladies were all on their 2nd or 3rd round of iced fruit spritzers. The mountain of salmon sandwiches and cupcakes has all been devoured. The group I had just come over to with my tray of drinks were sitting and lying in sun loungers in the shade of a large silver weeping willow tree down by a smalll fishing lake. There was a very pleasant breeze coming off the lake which helped cool everyone down a little.

Two of the most elderly adies in the group of 8 had fallen asleep in the heat. I offered the fresh drinks around to those that were awake and turned to place the remaining 2 drinks near to their sleeping owners - when suddenly one of the two ladies sat bolt up right, rubbed her eyes and then dropped her false teeth straight into the glass I had just placed next to her!

She clearly thought it was bed time and so rolled over and went straight back to sleep!

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