Phil can fix it! 

Hi my name's Fix it Phil - you'll soon see why. One day last winter I was at a big country mansion doin a murder mystery hen night. When suddenly one of the ladies burst into tears because she'd lost her ruby earring through the cast iron railings that encased a suit of armour in the main hall where we were doing a banquet style supper. I quickly put down my wine flaggon an rushed to her aid. It didn't look like too much of a problem, I could get my head through the railings to see where the earring was without too much trouble. Then I managed to get my arm through to reachthe earring. I just had it within my grasp when I realised I couldn't get my head back out! I wouldn't have minded normally, but you can imagine the scene can't you? Naked butler with head stuck in railings, naked rear end sticking out into a room full of ladies - I felt a bit vulnerable!

They tried to pulll me out, first one way then the other and although I suspect they quite enjoyed my predicament (there was a lot of giggling and I even saw the flash of a camera!) they soon realised that they needed help to get me out - so they called the fire brigade! Twenty minutes later and they arrived with sirens blaring and lights flashing. I wished a hole in the ground would just open and swallow me up! Those guys sure had a laugh at me before they got me out! I have honetly never felt quite so embarrassed. But the ladies said for them it was absolutely the best hen night they had ever had - they got not only a hunky naked butler for their murder mystery night but two hunky firemen thrown in too - for free!