“I was serving canapés at a very mixed age hen party. There were ladies from 18 to 40ish there. As I was new to being a butler I was kind of expecting a bit of cheeky trouble from the younger ones. I felt sure all the older ladies would be very well behaved. The hens aunts were wanting me to pose with each of them for a photo and were busy making a space for me on the sofa. So I put the canapés on the side table and I sat down in the gap. To my surprise I found I was sitting on a hand, which then gave me a little squeeze. The hen was passing by with her camera at this point so rather than embarrass her aunt by drawing attention to what aunty had done (either inadvertently or otherwise) I put my arm round her aunt and leaned in with a big cheeky smile whilst she took a snap of us together on the sofa. When the photos appear on Facebook, I wonder if the aunt will ever let on about what we found so amusing?